cheesy disney pick-up line:

wanna ride my monorail?

methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

joshpeck:

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hey, you can’t talk to my grandson like that someone oughta put you in a mental hospital

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SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, GRANDMA

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you’re probably right

phukers:

phukers:

My ideal guy is long, tan, and handsome 

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widowmaker2501:

bury me in this or i will come back

widowmaker2501:

bury me in this or i will come back